Thursday, August 5, 2010

In the beginning....

Hello and welcome to the blogging realm of Daryn Bieber. Yes a man with a blog.




I would not say that it was inspiration that inspired me to create a blog nor merely following the crowd. Nay none of these prompted this nonsensical idea to create a blog. It was simply shear boredom at work. And alas here I sit before you, at my lovely cubical, head set on my head, phone at my side, writing this masterpiece of a blog. (Okay, so I followed the crowd a bit...)

This isn't me

Upon establishing my first blog post I began to wonder what it is that I would be famous for in the blogging community. Would I be the blogger who rants on current events and political nonsense? Nay, for I am ignorant for things pertaining to events that are current and nonsense that is political. Would I be the blogger who posts delicious recipes for all of my friends in the blogging world to try? Nay, for I cannot cook and friends I have none. Would I be the blogger who posts pictures of their cute children and tells stories of how they ate their own poop? Nay, for I do not have children nor will I if I knew they would decide to eat their own poop. Would I be the blogger who simply posts random nonsense that no one really cares about but nonetheless still reads because they have nothing else better to do than to check Facebook every 15 minutes and read pointless blogs? Probably…But given my track record in journal writing and wall posting this very well could be my last blogging entry, for as it has been said of old, “The first shall be the last and the last shall be the first.”

1 comment:

  1. newsflash, your baby WILL eat its own poop oneday. Even if its only in the womb. And yes, i will now stalk your blog even if this is your last post cause i for one DO check my facebook every 15 minutes sadly haha. Welcome to the Blogging world JB!

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