The Daryn Bieber Bottle Fund

Seasons Greetings,

You are probably viewing this blog to review the details of my newly established fund, the Daryn Bieber Bottle Fund (DBBF). DBBF was established on November 30 2010. Simply put, it all started with a dream. A dream to be somebody, a dream to keep up with the Jones, a dream to one day own a High Definition television and Playstation 3. Finding myself in dire circumstances (i.e. no disposable income) I decided that I would need to find other means to fulfill my dream. So I formed the DBBF. There are many of you I'm sure who may find this somewhat absurd, and even inconceivable. To them I extend and invitation, an invitation to come over and watch me play Call of Duty when I get my wicked awesome TV and PS3.

By now you may be wondering "Well heck, what can I donate!?" It's simple really. Cans, lots of cans. Also acceptable: bottles of any kind, big ones and even small ones. As well I accept and highly encourage milk containers. 

Reasons to contribute:

1. Global Warming is a serious issue these days, just ask Al Gore and David Suzuki. Rather than just sitting back and enjoying the warm weather, you can feel  good about yourself knowing that you helped save the world from becoming one gigantic global ocean. If you don't contribute, then I hope for your sake that you own a canoe, or can at least tread water for the remainder of your life.

2. You're likely giving away your bottles anyways. If you're a decent person, you recycle. If you're an even more decent person you'll give your unwanted bottles to me. What difference does it make if I recycle them for you or if City of Calgary recycles them for you.

3. Those contributing essentially become shareholders. Giving me your old unwanted bottles will in return give you shares. Meaning I will share my PS3 and TV with you on one specific evening determined by me. We'll order pizza, drink pop and play games, all in the comfort of my living room. It'll be great.

If you're wondering how to get me your unwanted bottles then you'll want to keep reading cause I'm going to tell you. I know it can be a pain walking your recycling out to the curb once a week and it's even more of a pain walking them all the way to my house. So to make it easy for you just give me a call or send me a text when you have a substantial pile of bottles and I will personally come and pick them up myself, it's as easy as pie. My cell number is 403-837-8948.

I commend you for reading this far, and I'm sure by now you're excited. Excited to contribute to a dream, a dream that with your help will become a reality. Just remember, you don't have to just drink pop to contribute. Drink containers of any kind, whether it's juice boxes, cream containers, or milk containers all play a key role in contributing to the DBBF.

I look forward to gaming with you.

Sincerely

Daryn Bieber

CEO and founder DBBF





PS - Yes, I'm serious.